i’ve wanted to get ‘everlong’ tattooed for a really long time, but i think i’m changing my mind and getting ‘don’t dream it, be it.’ instead. because to me they literally represent the exact same sentiment and feeling. sorry foo fighters maybe another time <3 lol
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
jeiwalking: gettin real sick of the “high school is hard and ruins your life” posts kids life is hard and you have to work hard to stay alive you have to go to high school to get a job you need a job to have food and water and shelter it isn’t all gumdrops and people respecting your feelings or physical limits welcome to reality
princesslilitu: have you ever found a piece of clothing you really liked and you had enough money for it but you really shouldn’t be spending that money so you try it on and it looks horrible on you and you feel absolutely relieved
50 shades of hipster: he pulled down my aztec leggings whilst I undid his chinos, we then took off each others vans and poured tea over ourselves
people I call "dude."
male friends: dude
female friends: dude
cis friends: dude
queer friends: dude
trans* friends: dude
my parents: dude
my boss: dude
the president: mr. dude
the queen: your dudeness
the pope: holy dude
radstunts: scraggay: therealhamster: scraggay: handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
if you were a pregnant teenager and a person came and offered you money to be on a show, and you were in need of money to raise a baby, you’d do it. if you were a rising youtube sensation and someone offered you a way to make it big, you’d say yes. stop being jealous of famous people because they got handed a good card in life and made some kinda fame/good fortune/money out of it....
freyjas: girls in thigh highs (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡ boys in thigh highs (●♡∀♡) people who don’t fit into gender boxes in thigh highs (｡’▽’｡)♡ THIGH HIGHS (｡♥‿♥｡)
ilymorgannn: kristenmastora7: gallium-knight: Here’s a test: I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other. I’m going to drop one. You chose which. If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be. Shot in the dark, you...
sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...